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1	Orange Juice - Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said"concentrate!"...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	20
2	Two drunks - Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights fla...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	13
3	Monica Lewinsky and a change machine? - Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	12
4	On the porch - Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. "Bet you can't guess how old I am," he says. "Be...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	16
5	Police Officer - A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, "Pull over...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	13
6	Sex drive is too high. - A feeble old man is in his doctor's office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	13
7	Stand up nuts! - The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a ba...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	13
8	Shiny New Motorcycle - An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shi...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	15
9	The grasshopper joke! - So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper! We h...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	8
10	A Train and a Teacher? - What's the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, "Chew, Chew!" and a Teacher says, "S...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	8
11	Patenting A Peach... - A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	5
12	What do you call a boomerang... - Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	9
13	Magic Cure for Impotence - A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	18
14	Fish - Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	10
15	The Flashlight - Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	13
16	Psych 101 - A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was schedule...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	11
17	Your Funeral - There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	10
18	What Do You Get When... - Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	14
19	Bullfighters - What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	11
20	The Lady with no legs or arms. - A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	11
21	Phonebook Dilemma - Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid y...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	9
22	Bill Gates' Wedding Night - What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?"Now I know why you called your company Mi...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	20
23	Strip Joint - Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	11
24	Last supper - last words. - What were Jesus' last words at the last supper?"Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture,get o...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	15
25	This vet must belong to an HMO! - A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examine...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	10

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